Archive June 2008
Episode 31 – Condom Rappers
- Steve returns this week after missing 5 episodes. We catch up with him, and the latest on his “Pool Deck Construction Project”.
- Ever wanted to know the history of Condoms and where the industry is going? Steve has researched the topic, in a ground breaking new segment Steve would like to call “Steve’s Condom Review”. Listeners in our chat room labeled this segment as “The Most Informative Segment The ESCape Has EVER Done” – clearly a fan favorite.
- Chrono Trigger is in this weeks Retro Review. This game is an ESCape favorite, so see how we rate it!
- Mike is back with one of his best Lists ever – the Top 25 Worst Rappers of all time. You’ll be shocked to see who made first in this list!
- Al, Harmack and Mhykol have an official announcement regarding our new venture of GPN Radio.
The ESCape LIVE This Wednesday Night
This weeks episode of The ESCape will be a completely live episode, and the EXPLOSIVE simulcast will kick off at 8 PM EST right here on GPN Radio.com AND Uberguilds Radio. We will have an official preview up on our site on Wednesday, but Al, Mike, and Steve will be live and in studio, and addressing a variety of topics including our exciting new co-venture of GPN Radio, and a new STOLEN segment from our show, Dear ESCape. Theres more to come, but you’ll have to tune in this Wednesday night…
Also don’t forget – The ESCape Rewind (repeats of previous episodes) is now on EVERYDAY at 6:00 AM and 11:00 PM on GPN Radio, so if you’ve missed any of our previous episodes, tune in and catch up!
0The ESCape Show & The ESCape Rewind Going Simulcast Starting Tonight
The ESCape is proud to announce that you can catch us on TWO stations now! Starting tonight, you can listen to The ESCape Rewind at 11:00 PM EST and our live show on Uberguilds Radio.com as usual, and now on GPN Radio!
GPN Radio is a joint venture between The ESCape and Orderly Chaos. It is apart of the Gamers Podcast Network, which is a place where all gaming podcasts come together on one station, and one place to be downloaded.
0Episode 30 – Gettin’ Dirty With 30
***FIXED – There was a problem with the upload where the show started in the middle of the broadcast. This has been fixed, so please feel free to download again. Sorry about that!***
DJ Al and DJ Harmack are live in studio with our special guest band, Oliver Bean, who decided to stay for the entire show. Here’s what to expect on this “Dirty” episode:
- Sahm and Justin of Oliver Bean are live and in studio with an exclusive interview. We discuss the origin of the band, the band’s name, gaming opinions/choices of the band – oh yeah, and we introduce them to the buzzer, which was needed many times throughout the night.
- It’s Band’s Choice Night on the Retro Review, and the guys from Oliver Bean chose the N64 classic wrestling game “WWF: No Mercy”. Dig Dig Dig Diggity Dog!
- Since Mike could not stay for the entire show, Al presents his first list – The Top 14 Songs That You Should Never Play In a Bar. Oh and Harmack brought a list too. You’ll have to listen to hear it!
- The ESCape introduces a brand new segment called “The ESCape Dating Game”. A couple weeks ago during Harmack’s Block Party we hooked up “Uberguilds Radio Intern” Unknown Gamer up with a young lady from Cleveland Ohio. Tonight, we check back in with UG and Kristen and give them the Ultimate “Compatibility Test”. It’s being called one of the best segments in the history of our show!
All this and most important – BE ADVISED THIS SHOW IS CRUDE AND DISGUSTING! – and that means you should download this landmark episode today.
Hostgator.com To Sponsor The ESCape Show
The ESCape is pleased to annou
nce a brand new sponsor Hostgator.com. Hostgator is our web server of choice, and for anyone who has visited our site regularly knows that we’ve never had any downtime or slow downloads of the podcasts. They offer web hosting for as low as $4.95 a month with a 45 day money back gurantee, with a 99.9% uptime guarantee. We recommend Host Gator for any of your web hosting needs. Next week on the show we will debut a brand new commercial for Host Gator.
Episode 29 – Harmack-a-thon
- This week we will be featuring the music of the up and coming band “Oliver Bean”, based out of Cleveland, Ohio. They are working closely with TMR drummer Eric (who was on our 25th show) in producing an album, and we will be featuring tracks off of their album “Goodnight Moon”.
- We will be reviewing the blockbuster hit “Indiana Jones And the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls” this week on the show.
- Mike’s back with a brand new list – “The Top 20 New Wave Sissy Boy 80′s Hits You’re Afraid to Admit You LIked”. He got a lot of flack over his Worst Hair Metal Band list, so you’ve got to hear this one.
- Speaking of Mike, its Mike’s Choice Night in our Retro Review and he’s chosen Miracle Warriors, a classic RPG from the Sega Master System. Fans of the well known Phantasy Star games will surely need to check this review and game out.
- Our Ass of the Week for this week is actually a double header – one by fan submission, and features someone taking a stab at the entire city of Cleveland? The other, a homeless Japanese woman living in some guys house undetected… for a year?
- The paternity tests results are in. Our web pollers think the baby of Jak’s “mistress” belongs to UG, and we will find out just who’s baby it is.
- Plus don’t miss The Roast of Harmack, were we pay tribute to DJ Harmack for helping us out last week on the show!
Download this longer-than-normal podcast today!
Catch The ESCape Rewind Every Night at 11:00 PM EST on Uberguilds Radio!!
The ESCape has been cleared for re-runs! If you’ve fallen behind or missed a new episode The ESCape on Wednesdays, you can catch us all week long on Uberguilds Radio at 11:00 PM EST for our previous podcasts. Just click “Listen Live” at the top of our page, and you’ll be transferred over to Uberguilds Radio for the “re-live” podcast.
0The Father of Jak Jr Unveiled This Wednesday on Episode 29
Our own Announcer Jak has been thru alot these past couple months, and now this Wednesday he will find out if he has a kid to add to the mix now! Vote below for who you think will be the father.
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0Episode 28 – Welcome To Campcom
Please note – due to unforeseen technical problems that occurred during the show, you will notice some audio problems in the podcast. We’ve done our best to “touch up” the podcast, but some things were not fixable, and it does not live up to the normal quality of our other podcasts.
Al is flying solo… well until good Ol’ Harmackand Mhykol from the OC came on to help out. Tonight, the Orderly Escape takes you an epic journey thru the world of Capcom, (that’s right Harmack, its not “Campcom”) were we will take a look at the top 10 best selling Capcom games of all time, as well as our own Top 10 favorite Capcom games.
We’ve got a double header in our movie review – we take a look at the best gaming documentary ever, The King of Kong: Fist Full of Quarters, as well as the best gaming commercial ever, the movie “The Wizard”.
Jak also confronts his “mystery chick” about recent accusations that Jak is a brand new daddy. He reportedly has a “huge announcement” for the show concerning this situation.
We’ve got more gaming news and statistics, plus a drunken chaperon. It’s a good show despite the audio problems! Dedicated to the Grenade… hope to hear your show again in the future!